Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

(via makelvenotwar)

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

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kissmelikeapirate:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

I need adultier adult

(Source: fleur-ethereal)

(Source: yourenotfunnylol)

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Pride (2014)

(where can i get this woman’s magic lesbian summoning powers?)

(Source: fitzsimmonns)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

(Source: sizvideos)

acidic-child:

🌸🌸

(Source: vi0lettae)

(Source: e-ndorphins)

(Source: dadjay)

(Source: peppelepeuw)

scumkill:

she loves flowers

(Source: slowlikehoney420)